Adventures In Water Balloon Land

June 30, 2011

Buenas noches mi amigos! Today was an interesting day....like all the days I've blogged about xD

Well...when I woke up, I noticed my guy friend decided to text me at 4:30 AM...he's a genius thinking I would be awake...I went to sleep an hour earlier... but I love him anyways xD So then we chilled at the pool, normal yes? Wrong. There were these creepy guys...about sixteen, seventeen at oldest and as me and Ashley walked by to put our things down, they were rating us...very loudly I must say. They were both unattractive needless to say. But one was asking the other, "How about the small one?" And the other was like..."Nahhh..." but the first one was like "yeahh...." and the rest I just tuned out because they were unattractive individuals. Then they kept on looking at us and saying things we couldn't hear...and then they decided it would be smart to throw a beachball at Ashley...and then they laughed and apologized...did they mean it? No, I highly doubt they did. Just two stupid teenage boys up to no good. Yeah...and things just got weirder and weirder! But in a good way :)

Oh goodness the next thing that happened that was fricking awesome-sauce was the waterballoon war...oh yes it was amazing. I was a traitor ;) So Tay and I were outside, minding our own business when the door opened and a water balloon was fired at Tay! xD And then it was on like donkey kong xD So then I was allowed into the Allies camper and we got to work. We sent Taylor on a mission to get Kiki's phone and Ash locked the door...*it was 'stuck'* ;) Then while Ash rushed to get the ammo all pumped up, I had to rush outside, grab the phone, and hurry back inside and the door was again locked. Time to ambush Taylor! And this all happened in a matter of ten minutes...so we opened the door again and the throwing began! Mrs Karen has a balloon, Ash had one, and so did I...Mrs Karen fired the first one and got him :) Ash the second and mine the third. We both missed...Taylor thought it was a great idea to grab a poker thingy and try to poke the balloons or hit em like a baseball...well who knows what he was thinking xD  Then we decided to get twenty or so balloons, ride the golfcart, and throw the balloons at unsuspecting people who would not give a rip if we threw one at them...not Danny D: asdfghjkl;  And while we were filling up balloons an unusual discussion came about...Taylor was being wimpy so Mrs Karen said he needed to grow something [I can't remember what it was...I think it was a brain who knows xD] And I said...'Boys are tough...he just needs to grow a pair.' And Ashley was all 'What? These?' and she grabbed two balloons and placed them somewhere on Taylor...*coughNO-NO REGIONcough* And he understood what we meant...and tied two balloons together and was all 'Like there???' *cue hilarious laughter* Yeah and he's like ten years old...yeah. So now we pile onto the golfcart and go. So we threw them at Mr. Mike, who's awesome let me tell ya ^w^ And he sprayed us with a water hose...-.-' And Taylor...being the Super Genius he is *cue sarcastic tone here* fell off the golfcart and then got sprayed by Mr. Mike...good going Tay...good going. I got sprayed just a little -.-' Then we went back and did some more things...

Then came volleyball with Ash...that was awesome. We caught two little girls...Ashley's cousin and her little friend....running to the candy store...bad little children ;) We sent em back though, being the kids we are ^w^ And then Taylor came up...I knew trouble was coming. And we left the court after several fail whale worthy hits were taken. And then the fight began...dun dun dun! Taylor versus Ashley, cousin Versus cousin....x.x Ashley won obviously ;D 

Then fishing came...before I start this I just want to apologize yet again to Taylor because I think I let him down for ditching to hang out with some people I haven't seen in a while...I'm sorry Tayyyyyyy! I will make it up to you :) *promises* <3 But he caught a lotttt of fishies so I think he still had fun ^w^ 

And then all day I've been talking to my best guy friend alllllll dayyyy about things...he has yet again proved to me that I've chosen a great guy for a best friend. He rocks and he has helped me a lot today. I also helped him quite a bit, but he's helped me far more today I believe. He's really great and I could not see myself going through all this without him. All this drama and shizz...today...yeah things were pretty bad and I tell him a lot about things...so yeah. He is a great friend!!!!!!! Wuv you buddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :)

So keep those lights shining~ Even when you feel that light is going out...just keep on shining.~

*~KayKay

Well That Was Interesting...

June 29, 2011..

Wow. So last time I had problems thinking of something witty and all...but this afternoon took the cake. Holy God. So here's some of today's highlights...
I was picked up from my house by my best friend, you all know as Ashley, so I can go to the lake and all...but when we left my house, we noticed an epidemic...a local man had flipped his vehicle two minutes away from my house. Holy God I was soooo scared x.x I helped out, being the nice girl I am. :D But when I saw the guy...it scared me because I just got my permit and all I could think of was 'wow that could be me...holy crap.' Yeah talk about scary. We stayed for about thirty minutes or an hour waiting on the ambulance and fire truck...it's terrible when the pizza guy can get to your house in thirty minutes or less and you could wait an eternity and a half for some help...yeah that's where I live for you. x.x

Anyways, after that episode we went to church to help paint some scenery for VBS. Ash and her mom went to talk with someone so I was left to keep her ten year old cousin company...lucky me, right? Needless to say, he didn't want to stay for church...but he needs some Jesus Juice. We all need our Jesus Juice ;D
So...at church it was very awkward for me to say the least...with Ash and her guy friend *wink wink* ...because well...there were tickle fights and it was just plain awkward...save you the details mmhmmm. I was just sitting there by myself, listening to music, and texting my best guy friend ever! We discussed the awkwardness...then he said something about my bf that made everything even MORE awkward and I had to explain things to him...and yeah. xD

So then on the way back from taking Ashley's friend back the FUNNIEST thing ever happened! We were talking about her bf and her "guy friend" *wink wink* and Taylor, the ten year old, broke into it with "Ohhhh shunk! She's spinning records for another man!" And cue hystericall laughter! ;D
So that's what happened today...xD I may attempt a Myspace Survey blog post later ;)

Well...guy friends are great to have, they always know just what to say when you're feeling down ^w^ I have no idea what I would be without my guy friends...<3 You guys rock my world :)

So keep those lights shining~

*~KayKay



Random and YouTube People...

June 29, 2011

So...I really want to make a blog post today, but I haven't the slightest what it should be about...well I'll just start with one new update on my life...my coon hound had her puppies the other day :) She had eight little puppers, 3 boys and 5 girls. ^w^ We are keeping two...a boy and a girl. The boy has a lightning bolt shaped marking on his collar area and the girl we're waiting for. xD

Okay so now I know what I was going to say...YouTube..not YouTube in general...YouTube people...not them in general...but Chris Crocker..(s)he has many videos out, you may be familiar with. Now about three months ago, I was at my best friend's house just messing around on YouTube, seeing the Top Favorited, Top Viewed, Top Rated, oh you know! And one video was like 20 seconds long and the title? Chris Crocker Blinking. WTF. So curious teens we were, clicked on it and watched this chick just blink for 20 seconds. Wow big achievement~! You are smarter than the average newborn baby, good job. xD Now I'm not one to diss people...but that was ridiculous. That video was pointless and not funny what so ever. 'Oh look everyone, I can be a YouTube star too! Watch me blink...am I better than Crocker/???' -.-' But anywho, when I got home I thought...maybe all her videos aren't crap. So I watched most of them...and I discovered holy crap she's a dude! x.x He cross-dresses as a Britney Spears wanna-be person girl...yeah. Is it just me or whenever he's dressed as a girl does he look like Shane Dawson's character Sha-Nay-Nay ? 

Crocker as a girl...: 

Sha-Nay-Nay : 

Can you see the resemblance??? Not to be rude to ShaneDawson though, because I fricking love his videos!!!! ^w^ 

Now I agree with a few of Crocker's videos like the one that talks about how people shouldn't look at someone or something and say 'that's so gay' ...because that's just mean and all...it could really hurt someone without you even knowing it, ya never know.  But there are many of his videos disturb me...some are meant to be funny I guess...but having some guy dressed as a girl yelling crap at me, basically harassing me, through YouTube is so unacceptable! 

I must admit, the 'Leave Britney Alone' video made me laugh...until I found out he was serious! 'Leave Britney Alone she doesn't need all this right now and blahblahblah.' I'm sorry Britney...but Britney gave herself a bad rep by going around dressing slutty, getting hooked on drugs, turning to alcohol,  shaving her head because she went bonkers, had kids at a young age of 23, she didn't keep jobs, boyfriends came and went, was she even married when that first kid was born? , and all that fighting with her boyfriend/husband over child custody...he SHOULD have gotten the kids. Britney was emotionally unstable and I would have been scared for those babies! And doing anything else I didn't list...Britney deserved all that critique. She really did. Sorry Britney, but now I believe you realize you screwed a lot of things up. But now Britney is making a come-back...her wardrobe in her music videos...at least for Dancing Til The World Ends...she is fully clothed! Hardly any unnecessary skin showing! Britney is changing, I do believe that. But not because people are 'leaving her alone' like Crocker wanted. She's changing because she wants to. Britney, good going for that. Your music is getting better. Keep it up.  

Another problem with Crocker's videos is he can get so loud and when his voice rises, how he talks gets so annoying! x.x We don't need you to yell at us to get the point across...we get it, k? Just speak in your normal tone, do NOT make all those twisted facial expressions..it's not attractive to anyone. But anywho, that's what I have to say today. It's witty and serious at the same time ;) 

Don't think I'm trying to hate on Crocker...it's just I don't like his videos except a certain few...I am entitled to my own opinion and that is it. Thanks guys~

So yep, that's all for today. I will be gone for a week because I'll be lake bound :D But if I get the chance to take my laptop, I will update my blog while I'm gone because lake got some wi-fi ;D 

Well i gotta go bribe my dad to let me take the laptop...Peace!

Wave your lighters in the sky~

~KayKay

Stereo Type? I'm More Of An iPod Type...Thanks.

June 28, 2011

So I've been trying to come up with a good, witty blog to type...but I was on some website and found a list of Stereotypes. So obviously this particular post isn't going to be funny, witty, sarcastic, or whatever. No, this one is going to be nothing but serious! They creator of the thread had posted a list and asked people to please bold the ones that would apply to them. Many people did and a lot of people found out a number of them had the same ones bolded. And others found out just how many different stereotypes there were in the world floating around that maybe they didn't know was a problem. I recognized several but some just struck me. A few upset me. A few I giggled at. But all in all it made everyone realize that stereotypes have been a problem, are still a problem, and will always be a problem. Here is the list and I will put what ones I would be in a different color. Please don't use stereotypes to bring others down. Please don't bring others down in the first place! It just shows how insecure YOU are. 

[Note: These may and will come off as sarcastic remarks...but things like this really do happen!]

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm have BLONDE in my hair, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be -censor-ing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. ( LOL! That's right. You heard me. I'm cool. )

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

Im a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

Im a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

Im a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

Im CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

Im WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I LIVE IN THE COUNTRY so I MUST be a redneck.

I listen to Avril Lavigne, I MUST be a poser.
I'm not the world's happiest person, I MUST be emo.
I have my hair in front of my eye most of the time, I MUST be emo.
I'm a girl, I MUST be obsessed with pink and glitter and shopping and boys.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp. {I wouldn't hurt anyone if they didn't do anything to me...and I wouldn't harm an animal if they didn't do anything to me either...but bugs can die.}

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.

Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

"I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue."

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. {...at times x.x}

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean."

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TWILIGHT FAN, so I MUST be an obsessed idiot. {I actually HATE the movies. I only like the books}

I WRITE FANFICTION so I MUST NOT HAVE ANY ORIGINAL IDEAS.
I ROLEPLAY so I MUST HATE MY LIFE
I BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION so I MUST BE HINDU.
I'm a NEO-NAZI, so I MUST HATE JEWS AND GAYS.
I'm a CONFEDERATE SYMPATHIZER so I MUST BE A HICK.
I LISTEN TO J-POP so I MUST BE WAPANESE.
I like ANIME so I WISH I WERE ASIAN

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be a snob to those who aren't. {Mindless people...}

I PROCRASTINATE, so I MUST never put any EFFORT into work.

I make MISTAKES, so I MUST never LEARN from them.

My parents are DIVORCED, so I MUST come from a TROUBLED BACKGROUND.

I don't drink, so I MUST be uptight and high-strung

I'm on TV so I MUST be as thin as a twig'

I SPEAK MY MIND and SHARE MY OWN OPINIONS, so I MUST be an arrogant and self-concerned maniac.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST write in chatspeak.

I wear GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.

I don't WEAR MAKE-UP, so I MUST not care about how I look.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be stupid and ignorant.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be a stupid bitch

I'm patriotic, so I MUST be a gun-toting, narrow-minded redneck

'I spent time in jail so I MUST still be a criminal'

'I listen to MCR so I MUST be goth or emo, and a loser'. 

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be AFRAID OF COMMITMENT

I don't have TV so I MUST be Amish

I grow my own vegetables so I must be an Old man with an allotment (lol, I'm female under 25...)

I don't wear girly clothes so I must be a Lesbian

I like shiny things so I MUST be Brainless

I grow my own veg so I MUST be a Health-freak

I am ASIAN so I MUST be Chinese/Japanese!

I SMILE a lot, so I MUST never be sad.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be weak and frail.

I'm an ONLINE GAMER, so I MUST have no social life.

I REPEAT MYSELF, so I MUST think you're stupid.

I DRESS NICE, so I MUST be a rich show-off.

I can JUGGLE, so I MUST be a circus freak.

I have PHYSICAL DEFORMITIES, so I MUST be a humble Christ figure.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST walk around BAREFOOT."

I'm an ANTHRO ARTIST, so I MUST fantasize about dating one."

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be plotting to kill everyone."

I'm Australian, so I MUST ride a kangaroo to school and say "mate" all the time

I BELIEVE IN GHOSTS so I MUST be CRAZY!

I DONT like Abercrombie or Juicy so I MUST be an emo who hates the world

My father was an alcoholic so I MUST be one too!

I am a JOCK, so I MUST be stupid

I'm home educated so I must not have friends and I can't spell elephant

I believe in God, therefore I MUST be afraid of science.
I believe in true love, therefore I MUST be a melodramatic sissy.

I believe in true love, therefore I MUST be afraid of any contact by the opposite sex.

I believe in forgiveness and mercy, therefore I MUST be an anarchist and an undisciplined person.

I make mistakes, therefore I MUST be trying to make them again intentionally.
I don't understand what you're saying, therefore I MUST be narrow-minded.

I try to stop fights, therefore I MUST not be ABLE to fight.

I choose to defend others, therefore I MUST have selfish ulterior motives.

I choose to be what I want to be, therefore I MUST have no fruitful and rewarding future.

I state a generalization, therefore I MUST ALWAYS make generalizations.

I am often indifferent, therefore I MUST HAVE NO COMMON SENSE.

I am Christian, therefore I MUST believe that I am more priviledged than you.

I play videogames because I MUST not be productive.

I deal with stress differently than you do, therefore I MUST have either less stress than you or I MUST be faking it.

I view myself as no better than you, therefore I MUST be a delusional or deliberate liar.

I believe in complements and compliments, therefore I MUST be contradictory and sycophantic.

I believe in the teachings of the Bible, therefore I MUST be an obstinate and pervasive preacher who won't accept no for an answer.

I say I love you as fellow men and women, so I MUST mean something else whilst I say that.

i love ANIMALS, so i MUST be a vegitarian

I'm a BLONDE WHITE GIRL so I must be A STUPID WHORE.

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST eat ONLY FAST FOOD.

I won a big competition, so I MUST have BRIBED the jury.

I'm Hispanic so I MUST want your hubcaps!

I have depression, so I MUST want to kill myself.

I prefer to be alone, so I MUST believe everyone isn't worth my time.
I like anime and manga, so I MUST be a freak.

I have an anger problem, so I MUST drink a lot.

I have bags under my eyes, so I MUST do drugs.

I don't smile often, so I MUST be angry or sad.

I don't tan, so I MUST not car how I look.

I don't LOVE the USA, so I MUST help/love terroists.

I like OLD CARTOONS, so I MUST be at least twenty years old.

I'm a GOOD AUTHOR/AUTHORESS, so I MUST use PROPER GRAMMAR at ALL times, even in EMAILS and CHATROOMS.

I use INTERNET SPEAK, so I MUST be DITZ in real life.

I'm SLIGHTLY PYROMANIACAL (which...apparently...isn't a word, lol) so I MUST be planning to BURN DOWN A BUILDING!

I'm an ARTIST so it means that I can draw something when ever you ask.

I play WORLD OF WARCRAFT so I must be OBSESSED with it.

I'm a GIRL so I can't be good at VIDEOGAMES

I am a GIRL so I must LOVE to dress up

I am SHY so therefore I must have GREAT GRADES

I DON'T CURSE so there for I must be INNOCENT about everything.

I have an IMAGINARY FRIEND, so I MUST be a lonely loser that will never grow up.

I'm quiet, so i MUST be peaceful.

I have friend's of the opposite gender, so i MUST be in love with them.

*I'm FEMALE so I MUST be oblivious to the world of video games.

*I HATE SEXISM so I MUST be a feminist.

*I HATE SEXISM so I MUST hate guys.

I'M NOT FAT AND I EAT so I MUST be belimic. (Spelling?)

*I STAY OUT OF TROUBLE so I MUST have some inner beast waiting to get out.

*I'M WHITE so I MUST be racist.

I'M A LARGE BLACK WOMAN so I MUST be a bitch.

*I'M WHITE AND I HANG AROUND WITH BLACK PEOPLE so I MUST be gansta or think I'm black.
*I'M WHITE AND I DATED A BLACK GUY so I MUST have fucked him.

I'M A CHEERLEADER so I MUST be stupid.

*I DON'T THINK JOCKS ARE HOT so I MUST be crazy or lesbian.

*I'M JUST OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP so I MUST be crying my eyes out and desperate for a new partner.

*I'M JUST OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP so I MUST be pregnant.

*I LIVE IN MISSOURI so I MUST have an accent and bad grammer.

*I LIVE IN NEBRASKA so I MUST live on a corn farm.

*I LIVE IN A BAD CITY so I MUST be bad.

*I GO TO A REPUTED BAD SCHOOL so I MUST be bad.

*I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST think I'm smarter than you.

*I HAVE SHORT HAIR so I MUST think the library is a cool place to be. (Even I don't get this one...)

*I'M A GAMER so I MUST have no life.

*I DON'T SHARE EVERYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE so I MUST be a serial killer or a stalker or something...

I'M GERMAN so I MUST have blonde hair.

I cry and I am a guy so I must be emotionaly weak.

I am a girl so I must not be as good at sports as guys.

I'm SCOTTISH so i MUST be a hard-drinking, ginger who likes stabbing people and wearing kilts.

"I love to TRY NEW FOODS, so I MUST be a GLUTTON."

"I had lots of SUGAR, so I MUST be hyper."

"I don't like SPORTS, so I MUST be fat."

"My boyfriend DUMPED me, so I MUST break down into tears from despair."

"I have a MULLET so I MUST be a hick"

"I'm a POET so I MUST know Old English"

"I read SHAKESPEARE so I MUST be a freak" {Sometimes...}

"I read STEVEN KING so I MUST be messed up"

"I still like POKEMON so I MUST be 5"

" I like KINGDOM HEARTS so I MUST be an annoying fangirl"

"I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST have no morals"

"I'm a PASSIFIST so I MUST be a coward"

"I don't believe in PREDESTINY so I MUST have no goals in life"

"I have TRIED DRUGS so I MUST be an addict"

"I go to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy"

I have an OLDER BOYFRIEND, so I must be a SLUT

"I'm a cheerleader, so I MUST have a boyfriend."

"I'm a deviant, so I MUST have no life."

"I don't wear American Eagle, Juicy, Sevens, or Abercrombie, so I MUST have horrid fashion sense."

"I play a band instrument, so I MUST be a band geek."

"I'm not good at sports, or running for that matter; so I MUST be lazy or overweight."

"I don't go to parties, so I MUST have a horrid social life."

"I create MIDI versions of popular songs, so I MUST have no life."

"I'm a pro-wrestling trainee, so I must be a Hulk Hogan Wannabe."

"I have a mirror in my room, so I must be vain."

"I'm Asian so I MUST speak Chinese or Japanese."

"I'm Asian so I must MUST know what 'chin chang wa' means." (which is nonsensical and makes me want to maim whoever said it)

"I'm Latin American so I MUST be Mexican."

"I'm Latin American so I MUST speak Spanish."

"I speak Spanish so I MUST be Latin American."

"I'm Mexican so I MUST have at least 5 siblings."

"I'm black so I MUST be Christian."

"I'm black so I MUST listen to rap."

I AVOID the SUN and LOVE the DARK so I MUST be a FREAK.

I don't like SLEEP so I must be an INSOMNIAC.

[I POP MY COLLAR so I MUST be stuck up and bitchy]

[I'm MIXED so I must be SEXY]

[I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid]

[I play SOCCER so I must be a WIMP]

[I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be covered up at all times]

[I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat]

'I'm ITALIAN, so I must be in the Mafia

I’m a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.

I DO DRUGS, so I must be making nothing of myself in life.

I’m SHORT so I must be a MIDGET.

I’m FRENCH so I MUST eat frogs. 

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.


I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

I'm BLACK and have white friends so I MUST be confused

I'm a BRUNNETTE so I MUST be the smart bitch in the class

I'm MEXICAN so i MUST be hot and/or sexy

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm a TEENAGE POET, so I MUST be depressed.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I GOT AN F, so I MUST be stupid and not care about my grades.

I am a MODEL, so I MUST be an airhead.

I'm a GOTH, so I MUST think I'm a vampire.

I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST be a homophobic Christian.

I have BLACK FINGERNAILS so I MUST be goth or emo.

I WRITE ABOUT VAMPIRES, so I MUST be a Twilight fan.

I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY, so I MUST be rich and fashionable.

I'm ANOREXIC, so I MUST be vain.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm OLD, so i must be a bad driver.

I have LOW SELF ESTEEM so I MUST cut myself.

I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie

Okay viewers, that's all the stereotypes I'm copying and pasting. There's plenty more...but these are the main ones that are repeated time and time again. Please, please read these and realize that stereotyping people hurts. If you have ever said one of these things to someone... there's always a chance to APOLOGIZE :) I'm not trying to make anyone feel guilty or anything...but I do want to make you think. Think and observe. If you see anyone stereotyping another person, stand up for what's right. Don't let it slide. Don't let it happen. Because it'll grow. 

So I have a challenge for you...would you dare to repost this? Bolding/changing the font colour of the ones that pertain to YOU!? Let it be known that stereotyping hurts and WILL NOT be tolerated any longer by the teens and kids and even adults of the world. 

Thanks for reading! :)